sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via vodkacupcakes)

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via marlborodiamonds)

mistermort:

MARC JACOBS SS14 COLE MOHR
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(Source: , via teenagah)

foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

(via teenagah)

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